period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff
periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating
i will bleed on everything you love
What would be the comedy equivalent of Lance Armstrong?
Wil: They went back and went through all my old stuff and worked out that when I said I was on drugs, I actually wasn’t. I’d been lying about it and it had been one of the most methodical coverups in the history of…
Oh, you Americans! Always you want the STORY. Regard: as Jean Luc Godard has never said, «The film, she is an art not of the story but of the eye, and of the heart, and of the genitals.» One cannot describe the “story” of J’AI TROUVÉ UNE ORANGE. One must experience it: one must journey with the nameless young man, played with a magnificence incomparable by HARRY DELON, as he rides the Vespa of the heart (it is a metaphor) through the youth of Paris.
HEARTBREAKING! MOST SPOKEN OF AT CANNES! CINQ ETOILES! VOILA UN MILLION DE PRIX OSCAR!!!!
i’m so sad bc i’m applying for this graphic design course and they need me to prove i can use photoshop and i’m searching, with complete futility, for literally anything i can send them as examples that ISN’T something like this. but there isn’t anything. it’s all this. what am I going to do. am I going to have to send them this anyway? i might send them this anyway, I MEAN, IT DOES PROVE AT LEAST A BASIC COMPETENCE WITH THE PROGRAM
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”